... "EAT MORE KALE"
NO.
I will NOT eat more kale.
I will eat NO kale.
It is disgusting.
I'd rather eat the dirt it was grown in.
Steamed brussels sprouts floating in my carrot soup?
Fine.
Steamed broccoli and cauliflower? Fine.
Spinach? Fine. (Raw in a salad, or else steamed, topped with wheat germ.)
Raw red bell pepper strips? MORE than fine. (My favorite vegetable)
Tomatoes? SuperFine.
But Kale (or Lima beans)?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Not even under threat of torture...
I will happily eat 5 bushels of broccoli before I eat ONE leaf of kale.
Are we no perfectly clear on that?
(Actually I am overstating my issue with the Limas.
A few random baby Lima beans floating in the minestrone soup
is no big deal).
BUT NO KALE!
...Are we no NOW perfectly clear...