Somebody on here told me it was his Grandmother’s car.
Which makes sense because no real gangsta would be owning a wimpy Ford Escape.
Funny.
Grandma: "I only drove that car to get my medicine at the drug store, some natural foods and eggs at the store and then to church every Sunday morning."
Thug: "I only drove it to run from da police after a drug deal or a mugging, to run over a woman, or kill and maim a bunch of children and old people at a Christmas celebration. She put most of the 2,100 miles on that thing. Did you ever try to burn rubber in a Ford Escape with two Dodge Charger police cars right on your ass. With four or five of your homeboys laughin' theyselves sick over it."