[Alberta's Child]

I’m not convinced this mutt is even capable of reading a book — let alone writing one.

[Sans-Culotte]

He was an idiot who always looked as if he could not understand what his guest was even saying, the way my dog looks when i talk to him.

[Carriage Hill]

Like 90% of books written, they’re done by ghost writers (no credits) or co-writer (credits). The so called celebrities couldn’t write a coherent 3x5 card.