Posted on 12/15/2021 1:14:09 AM PST by ProfessorGoldiloxx
"He must have missed the COVID safety Clause in his contract…
A Father Christmas impersonator’s maskless appearance at a Christmas market in the state of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania ended up getting him Saint Nicked by local authorities for flouting strict German guidelines. While this particular Santa might be on the officers’ COVID red list, the real big man may have just got a few more names to add to his naughty one, too!"
Even Santa Claus isn’t immune from forced communism now.
"The Sanity Clause"
"You can't fool me, there ain't no Sanity Claus"
"OK, we'll take that out of the contract"
The Marx Brothers
This isn’t the Mark of the Beast but it’s a model of how the mass hysteria will have the sheep falling in line.
That’s one way to spoil the Christmas for a small child when they see Santa Claus hauled away in handcuffs....
“Take a good look kids, this is what happens when you’re naughty!“
Stasi... Gestapo. The blockheads should know better. No excuse.
in Australia, it would be nice to think Dan Andrews will be arrested, but sadly this will go nowhere. nonetheless, one hopes it does scare some of the insane people dictating every aspect of our lives into behaving more sanely in future:
15 Dec: Daily Mail UK: (Victorian Premier) Dan Andrews goes on leave after being ordered to front court for ‘concealing treason and fraud’ - as premier hopes the case just goes away
Daniel Andrews is accused of ‘concealing an overt act of treason’
The matter has been listed with the Myrtleford Magistrates Court on Friday
Mr Andrews is charged with, but not limited to, concealing treason and fraud
The hearing will take place over video link due to ongoing Covid-19 concerns
Mr Andrews has refused to comment on the pending court hearing
He is currently on leave after spending a hard year imposing Covid lockdowns
By WAYNE FLOWER
The matters refer to WorkSafe’s investigation into Mr Andrews’ disastrous hotel quarantine facilities, which contributed to the deaths of more than 800 Victorians, and the health department’s closure of a catering company after a slug was planted by dodgy council staff...
The case against Mr Andrews faces significant challenges, with the Commonwealth Director of Public Prosecutions likely to take control of the matter before it gets off the ground...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/melbourne/article-10311281/Dan-Andrews-goes-leave-ordered-court-concealing-TREASON-fraud.html
“VARE ISK YOUR MASK!!!”
But the last time I played Father Christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor
They said:
Father Christmas, give us the money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys
Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit
Don't give my sister a cuddly toy
We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money
We only want the real McCoy
Father Christmas, give us the money
We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed
Father Christmas, give us the money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one
He's got lots of mouths to feed
But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun
So I can scare all the kids down the street
Father Christmas, give us the money
We got no time for your silly toys
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys
Have yourself a merry, merry Christmas
Have yourself a good time
But remember the kids who got nothin'
While you're drinkin' down your wine
Father Christmas, give us the money
We got no time for your silly toys
Father Christmas, please hand it over
We'll beat you up so dont make us annoyed
Father Christmas give us the money
Don't mess around with your silly toys
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys
.
Father Christmas by The Kinks
Was he supposed to have one over his beard? ...cuz I’m sure that’ll work really well!
/s
...the ridiculous part being they don’t work anyway. Plus he is outdoors. Insane.
I can’t remember where I saw it. Slick deals I think.
A mask with a Santa Claus beard glued on it.
People made fun of it but now we know it’s true purpose
Heh
The guy who unlocked the front door as Aldi opened the other day wore one over his FULL beard. I didn’t give him grief because he is a really nice person, but it negates the ZERO benefit of wearing a mask. LOL
I’ve been waiting for some to cry for “no beards! you MUST shave so masks work!”. Although it may have exposed the stupidity of it all...all the men would just give the finger.
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