[Angelino97]

Never saw a anatomically correct snowman yet.

Snowmen have retractable penises that look like carrots. But because they're retractable, you rarely see them. Not unless you come across a drunk snowman who's flashing.

[dsrtsage]

“Snowmen have retractable penises that look like carrots”

That is a common misconception. In reality you never see them because of shrinkage from the cold

[olepap]

Snowmen have retractable penises that look like carrots. But because they're retractable, you rarely see them
Dude this is really funny you cracked me up.