“Another day, another #FloridaMan”
Agreed. Between the man eating sharks and alligators, water moccasins, mosquitoes big as cats and hurricanes, unless you have deathwish I’d recommend nobody ever,ever move here.
It truly is hell on earth.
Yep, and don’t forget the giant, hissing cock-a-roaches that can sit at the dining room table and share a meal with you. Liberals really, REALLY won’t like it down here!
“Between the man eating sharks and alligators, water moccasins, mosquitoes big as cats and hurricanes..”
You didn’t mention the invasive critters y’all have walking and slithering around down there.
Burmese pythons, feral hogs, poisonous cane toads, lion fish, Giant African land snails, iguanas, green mussels and feral cats.
And thats just the top eight!