[Pilgrim's Progress]

Dear dad,

As part of the new curriculum at my school we have to be more like our black brothers and sistahs. In order to do this, we are going to have to have you leave the house. Yea, when we get home tonight we are going to expect to see you gone. While you are gone we are going to have a new dad move in and chill for a while until his replacement gets here.

Thanks for your contribution to the crib, man, but we won’t be needin’ yo services no mo.

Thank you,
Yo chilluns

[No name given]

This is either a sick, tasteless joke or I’m having a nightmare.