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1 posted on 03/08/2022 8:14:57 PM PST by Beowulf9
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We’re doomed.


2 posted on 03/08/2022 8:16:15 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer ("You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas." - Col. David Crockett )
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You mean the Wishmaster is loose.


3 posted on 03/08/2022 8:17:12 PM PST by Captain Peter Blood
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Too late. Putin was already out.


4 posted on 03/08/2022 8:17:16 PM PST by Dr. Franklin ("A republic, if you can keep it." )
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Boy, do I feel stupid. Back in 1989 Al Gore said that Global Warming would release a malevolent spirit. I thought he was referring to Hillary Clinton. But now it’s obvious that he was referring to some Japanese demon who was stuck in a rock.


5 posted on 03/08/2022 8:20:50 PM PST by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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Just throw holy water at it.


6 posted on 03/08/2022 8:21:15 PM PST by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91. )
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After 1000 miles, he’s going to be mad.


7 posted on 03/08/2022 8:22:43 PM PST by DannyTN
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Now we know where Fauci has been. Probably has a hammer and chisel in his luggage.


9 posted on 03/08/2022 8:24:12 PM PST by TigersEye (Is it time for a general strike yet?)
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It’s a rock.


10 posted on 03/08/2022 8:25:24 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder (Democracy is two dead Democrats and a Republican voting who's brains are for dinner.)
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Earth is finished. Done
Kaput

Abandon Rock Three. NOW! While you still can


11 posted on 03/08/2022 8:25:48 PM PST by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They’re excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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It's the rock with the rope around it.


12 posted on 03/08/2022 8:26:29 PM PST by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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And so it begins.


13 posted on 03/08/2022 8:26:55 PM PST by Ezekiel ("Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️.)
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Trump did it


14 posted on 03/08/2022 8:27:21 PM PST by 12chachacha (Bad illogical advice)
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The demon is a 9 tailed fox?

That can turn into a beautiful woman?

Note to self: Test any beautiful Japanese women for demon possession.


15 posted on 03/08/2022 8:27:41 PM PST by DannyTN
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Whatever you do, just clear your mind of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man!


16 posted on 03/08/2022 8:28:54 PM PST by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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I survived Y2K, and 2012. I’ll probably survive this.

When the 4th horseman comes for me, I’ll wish you all a good night.


17 posted on 03/08/2022 8:31:10 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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That demon will find there is a lot of competition right now.

19 posted on 03/08/2022 8:45:31 PM PST by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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It’s thought rainwater may have got inside causing the damage.

Oh yeah? Well, maybe they should’ve built some kind of pagoda or something over it to protect it. They only had 1000 years to do it. Now they got this demon running around looking for an emperor to kill.

22 posted on 03/08/2022 8:51:02 PM PST by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domi/i><p>! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia! )
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“ Officials are now mulling over what to do with the rock’s remains and could attempt to restore it.”

Closing the barn door after the horses are out??/


23 posted on 03/08/2022 8:53:30 PM PST by jdsteel ("A Republic, Madam, if you can keep it." Sorry Ben, looks like we blew it.)
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Is it a space peanut?


27 posted on 03/08/2022 8:58:27 PM PST by Bloodandgravy (Become passers-by.)
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A little kintsugi will fix that.

(Glue it back together with a mixture of laquer and gold dust. makes it all better in Japan)


30 posted on 03/08/2022 9:04:30 PM PST by Tellurian (Your phone is your cattle tag. 2/4/2004: DARPA Lifelog terminated, Facebook initiated. )
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