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To: nickcarraway

There once was a man from Nantucket...who didn’t get his packages.


6 posted on 03/14/2022 12:04:29 PM PDT by Bloodandgravy (Become passers-by.)
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To: Bloodandgravy

Hey. Leave his package out of this.


24 posted on 03/14/2022 12:48:29 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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To: Bloodandgravy

There once was a man from Nantucket.
When his package was late he said “F*$K it.
I’ll get in myself.
Its there on the shelf.
The UPS guys can suck it.


25 posted on 03/14/2022 1:06:06 PM PDT by calljack (Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
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To: Bloodandgravy

Inspiration!

There once was a ferry from Nantuket,
...


39 posted on 03/14/2022 2:32:39 PM PDT by budj (Combat vet, 2nd of three generations.)
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To: Bloodandgravy
I heard that the Men from Nantucket have small packages ....
40 posted on 03/14/2022 2:40:58 PM PDT by Rocky Mountain Wild Turkey ("I have an open mind ... just not so open that my brain falls out onto the floor!!")
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To: Bloodandgravy

Ahhh in before 10 posts...


43 posted on 03/14/2022 4:33:41 PM PDT by China Clipper ( Animals? I love animals. See? There's one there, right next to the potatoes!)
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