“Amazon promised next day delivery on my tactical nuclear warhead.”
I have Amazon Prime. My strategic nuclear MIRV warhead is scheduled to be delivered tonight.
I only had one neighbor to deal with. I probably should have gotten a spare, though. You never know when people are gonna turn on you.
“My strategic nuclear MIRV warhead is scheduled to be delivered tonight.”
There’s a new idea for Elon Musk to use to beat Jeff Bezos. Use his Space-X rockets to instantly deliver payloads of cheap goods from China to anywhere in the world via strategic re-entry vehicles.