[lump in the melting pot]

My retirement plan includes learning to enjoy the taste of cat food and/or dying quickly.

[BuchananBrigadeTrumpFan]

Low bar. Improves odds of “success”.

[Made In The USA]

Same here, I guess I donate plasma to afford the good cat food.

[Salty Longshanks]

“My retirement plan includes learning to enjoy the taste of cat food and/or dying quickly.”

LMAO....I always love seeing posts from a “fellow traveler”.
Ya know...bitter, cynical, jaded, and a resident of Realville. ;)

[HartleyMBaldwin]

If you commit a really serious crime, you can be guaranteed food, housing, and medical care for the rest of your life.