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To: SeekAndFind

Expect Elon had this planned out before the first offer.
Funny how it’s been a catty back-and-forth for months.

E: “I’ll buy Twitter.”
T: “No you won’t not ever.”
E: “You don’t have a choice, stock is public for purchase.”
T: “We’ll fite you.”
E: “Ok, I won’t buy.”
T: “Wait, you MUST make an offer. You own too much to stop now.”
E: “Ok, here’s enough to make shareholders happy to sell.”
T: “Not enough.”
E: “Ok, I won’t buy.”
T: “But you PROMISED.”
E: “Ok, I’ll buy but you have to show me the true bot count.”
T: “What bots? there are no bots.”
E: “Half of users are bots. No sale.”
T: “Oh, ha ha, THOSE bots.”
E: “You’re still hiding the true bot count.”
T: “Doesn’t matter, you MUST buy.”
E: “Bot count?”
T: “No.”
E: “I’m out. Bye.”
T: “But you PROMISED.”
E: [walks away]
T: “We’ll SUE!”
E: “Oh, good, you’ll have to show a judge the true bot count.”
...and the saga continues.

Elon himself posted a meme today summarizing this.


12 posted on 07/11/2022 7:55:41 AM PDT by ctdonath2 (Statistics don't matter when they happen to you.)
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15 posted on 07/11/2022 7:59:10 AM PDT by proust (All posts made under this handle are, for the intents and purposes of the author, considered satire.)
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To: ctdonath2

35 posted on 07/11/2022 8:42:10 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: ctdonath2

This whole thing is great entertainment and a wonderful learning experience as to legal issues involved and strategies deployed.

Much better than any made up television show.


43 posted on 07/11/2022 10:29:04 AM PDT by glorgau
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