For service above and beyond the call of duty, you are hereby awarded ONE
‘Atta Boy!’
One thousand ‘Atta Boy!’s earns you a
‘Good Job!’
(My boss gave me a certificate with that in 1981.
And all accumulated 'Atta Boys!' can be canceled by a single 'Ah Sh!t!'
And maybe, just maybe, 1000 “Good Jobs” will earn you REAL raise just slightly over COLA.