“we can also still mock and insult our countries’ leaders, and not be arrested / jailed / killed for it”
Actually we are monitored and Santa Claus .gov is making a list and checking it twice to find out whether you have been naughty or nice.
Santa may decide at some point that it is time to give gifts and punishments as appropriate to the little children....
but you admit, they’re not be arresting / jailing / killing us for critical leader comments, right?
UNLIKE Russia and China, right?