What if everyone on Earth ate beans then stood up facing the same direction at the same time.
Ranchers could put directional shock collars on their cattle.
Now hold on there just a minute! You organize something like that, it’s liable to dislodge, disrupt and dismantle the tectonic plates under each of the seven seas!
We better get the direction right the first time.
It’s wind turbines generating electricity that blow the earth off its axis.