[Windcatcher]

I don’t use my cell phone for anything but to call my dad, my doctor, and my mechanic. 99% of the time it’s upstairs on the charger. I never got into the habit of being tied to it like so many people. They can look at my phone all they want — there’s nothing on there.

[Auntie Dem]

“Nothing on there...”

Except for the kiddie porn they’ll download onto it.

[frank ballenger]

They can look at my phone all they want — there’s nothing on there.

Advice: Delete the family pictures showing an American flag in front of your home. And the ones with your arms around a soldier. And don't forget you never heard of Free Republic.