[Howie66]

Note to CNN...no matter how hard you rub, you will never polish a turd.

[Fightin Whitey]

Note to CNN...no matter how hard you rub, you will never polish a turd.

Or a bloody stool or corncob.

[lightman]

Note to CNN...no matter how hard you rub, you will never polish a turd.

...butt pick it up from the clean end and suck deeply and frequently.

And, afterward,
be sure to reposition "your mask" while avoiding "touching your face".

Just CDC "guidance".

/s