Would have been better to shoot the bear with a flare.
Hey- that rhymes!!!
...could be a bear with a flair with a flare.
A flare gun was used.
It did not work.
You can not shoot a bear with a flare
Why would you even dare
I don’t know or even care
I’m not even sure about using a flare
That would only work on a rabbit or hare
Any thoughts you want to share
Hey, that was fun
What a tale I have spun
See, you’re not the only one