[Maris Crane]

Well, The Hill, maintains its reputation for being the voice of upheaval, chaos, discontent and pure dumbness.

[Verginius Rufus]

Zirin has determined that Trump is a criminal. So what need is there for prosecution? Throw him in jail already!

/s

[j.havenfarm]

“Alphonse must proceed Gaston”? Sheesh. Writing is a large part of what I do and I pick up in a lot of popular culture references. This one is so obscure that it reveals naught but that the writer is a pretentious windbag. For those who are curious:
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Alphonse_and_Gaston