[PIF]

provoked by the fact all the meat available to the crew had been maggot-infested.

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Modern Russian troops seem to do well on canned dog food, unless they can find a living dog for dinner.

[Buttons12]

Yep, in Russia, maggots are just seasoning in the stone soup.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Modern Russian troops seem to do well on canned dog food ....

Then they sit in the middle of the road, licking their nuts, until a car comes along and runs them over.