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To: Old Yeller

As long as it isn’t a pit bull model.


9 posted on 10/11/2022 3:38:46 AM PDT by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" LStar)
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To: Qwapisking

“As long as it isn’t a pit bull model.”

I have the golden retriever model. Although extremely friendly, he tends to get a bit ill tempered. We fitted him with a frikin laser beam on his head. Chasing after random crap captures the kinetic energy and converts it to electricity that powers the weapon.

The science behind it was a bit complicated to figure out, but he’s a smart dog and his theory on kinetic energy worked. Only issue we had with it was without opposable thumbs, he had to tell us how to build it.

He’s been using it now for about two years. Picks off the deer that roam the golf course by my home and every now and then zaps a liberal at the dog park.


14 posted on 10/11/2022 4:04:07 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (DJT24)
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To: Qwapisking

“As long as it isn’t a pit bull model.”

I have the golden retriever model. Although extremely friendly, he tends to get a bit ill tempered. We fitted him with a frikin laser beam on his head. Chasing after random crap captures the kinetic energy and converts it to electricity that powers the weapon.

The science behind it was a bit complicated to figure out, but he’s a smart dog and his theory on kinetic energy worked. Only issue we had with it was without opposable thumbs, he had to tell us how to build it.

He’s been using it now for about two years. Picks off the deer that roam the golf course by my home and every now and then zaps a liberal at the dog park.


15 posted on 10/11/2022 4:05:40 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (DJT24)
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