[PortugeeJoe]

I would cut their hands off to free them from the wall - that’s the least they deserve for being morons.

[Eleutheria5]

Give them a sex change operation and then hang them up by their new cojones?

[Flint]

"I would cut their hands off to free them from the wall - that’s the least they deserve for being morons."

And leave the hands attached to the wall, put a frame around them and call them wall art.