Quick! Write a story that distracts from the billion dollar fraud that is FTX, especially since they used the stolen money to steal an election!
Vitto did the math, and realized that Gjonaj was spending far more on tickets than he was winning in prizes.
Whenever gambling addicts brag about their winnings, ask them how much they lost. They usually answer with a quizzical look and ask, "What do you mean?" They tend to be the same kind of people who charge everything to credit cards and pay the minimum every month.
Gjonaj? Impossible to pronounce! I’ll just call him Gonad.
One helluva good story, Nick. Thanks for posting it.
This reminded me of the time some people fixed the PA daily number lottery. The winning number was 666.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_Pennsylvania_Lottery_scandal