Not just “king”. My goal is “Unquestioned Lord and Ruler of the Cosmos”.
I will require paper towels in every restroom, not just those damn blowers. And because I’m in the trucking industry, I will require that all loading docks will be far enough apart than you can swing trailer doors open or shut.
Those are just two of the things I will decree. There are others, but I can’t remember them right now.
Come, my FRiend, let us rule as tyrants together. The only area of sole control I request is command of the grammar gestapo, aka the syntax stasi. All I’ll say is that a few strategic executions will be all that is required to put an end to people pluralizing words by putting an apostrophe before the “s” at the end of the word