OT, but this cracked me up. It's another indicator of the low level of intelligence of "reporters"...
"In 2022, government statistics indicate that they blew up 500 such machines, with statistically more than one machine being blown up every day."That's some might high-powered statistics there!
John could at least have applied Student's T-Distribution and discussed the impact of continuous probability distributions that arise when estimating the mean of a normally distributed population in situations where the sample size is small and the population's standard deviation is unknown.
—”That’s some might high-powered statistics there!”
Best results if the math coprocessor is warmed ahead of time.