German Intelligence—which told German politicians that Ukraine would fall within a week, that none of the victories we’ve seen were even possible— routinely behaves as if it is under the control of the Russian FSB. A German double agent was even arrested recently:
Multiple high level German politicians also have extremely close ties to Moscow.
Right now they’re in one of their weekly games where they refuse to send Ukraine weapons, then agree to send weapons, only to find out later that such weapons will not arrive for years.
Conveniently of course they start leaking of supposed massive defeats in Bakhmut, as if we don’t have constant video of the area to know otherwise. They should have said Soledar to be believable.
Collusion!
They interviewed one hoho officer this morning, and the guy was running so fast you couldn't really read rank insignia or any such:
"Pardon me sir, aren't you afraid you might hurt your tail, running with it between your legs like that??"
The officer replied: "Yiii yii yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi ,,,,,,"