[TheElectionWasStolen]

I’m changing my name to Shaniqua Shabazz Simpkins

[chrisser]

I’m changing my name to Shaniqua Shabazz Simpkin

I've often wondered how practical it would be to start self-identifying as black. Maybe I could get some of that sweet, sweet Uncle Sugar cash from the pot I've been paying into my whole life.

It's too bad the IRS can't be bothered to focus on the "white crackhead millionaire artist" subcategory with a bit more enthusiasm. You'd think it would be a lucrative area to pursue.