[lee martell]

Atmospheric Rivers indeed! That sounds like either a fern bar or an aftershave colonge.

[chief lee runamok]

"Atmospheric Rivers indeed!"

Where else would unicorns paddle their kayaks?

[ronnie raygun]

And when its all over they will experience a drought because they have no infrastructure to capture this deluge they are to busy with their climate and illegal invaders agendas

[glennaro]

An “atmospheric river” is a “rainstorm” with a press agent.