[Governor Dinwiddie]

Ever since "Chasten" showed up on the scene, Gaydar^™ detectors all across America have been
blowing fuses and shorting out. They just weren't designed to handle this high level of faggotry
overload.

[NorthMountain]

Professional engineers only use Puke brand Faggotometers. Accept no substitutes. Look for professional grade Gaydars and Faggotometers in the yellow and black case. In this age of relentless, reckless faggotry, trust only the best!