Heh, more like “There are little girls out there you have not yet fondled or sniffed. You must seek them out and force yourself on them...Now, listen to your new instructions. Tomorrow, is White House Family Day for the DNC, and everyone will be bringing their children to see you...”
Okay. That IS a bit scary...
True, they have to keep Joe motivated. Otherwise he’d take three naps a day and turn in early for bed at night.
Maybe: Bring Your Daughter To Have Her Hair Sniffed Day at the White House. After the Easter Egg Hunt and before the lighting of the national Christmas Tree.