[Toespi]

FYI. There isn’t a Ben and Jerry, it is owned by UNILEVER, who also owns Hellmans, Dove, Knorr, Vaseline, Lipton, Irish Spring, and a multitude of other products.

[Seaplaner]

And Hellman's is Best [sic] Foods West of the Rockies.

(Never to make another appearance in my fridge, btw.)