“Only cops died on J6. This is disinformation. /crazed liberal impression”
Which is why we need a national dis/mis-information czar with a fully-funded department of federal employees. For THEY could probably tell us what and what not to believe in regards to what we read on the inner-webs.
I suspect someone such as Mitt Romney or Lisa Murkowski would be happy to team up with Elizabeth Warren and the ever-alert and aware Diane Feinstein to propose such a national bureau. They could be under the direction of the State Department. Taylor Lorenz from the WaPo would be ideal as the Director.
Yes, I know something such as that was attempted before, but their messaging was all wrong. They need to emphasis that it would be GOOD for us to be told what to think. Think of the pressure-relief it would provide. Think of the children for once!
Some might mistake your satire for reality.