[Cronos]

Wack a doodle

[JonPreston]

Stupid, childish story, found interesting only to emotionally stunted adults.

[occamrzr06]

This story is Nuts.

[gathersnomoss]

Where’s Sam Kinison when you need him?

[martin_fierro]

♀☹☠☣☢★☆ MANGLED GENITALS ☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[Chad C. Mulligan]

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

[popdonnelly]

She had no use for them anyway.

[vivenne]

This has been posted before. That was enough.

[EvilCapitalist]

I feel bad for the parents of this creature. If I were HIS father, I wouldn’t even acknowledge HIM as my SON.

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

This stuff writes itself. The Babylon Bee is an endangered critter, so absurd is the world of media become.

[Steven Tyler]

If genitals do not determine gender,
They why bother removing them

[Neverlift]

Probably wants to make ear rings to impress new muslim friends.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Brings to mind the old WWII British Army ditty (sung to the tune of the “Colonel Bogey March”:

Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler has something sim’lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

[Marko413]

I need to go rewatch Gentleman Broncos. This scene fits well.

https://youtu.be/MdsNdylcNxc

[gathersnomoss]

There’s a Sam Kinison joke here somewhere...

[Dr.Deth]

Transgender Muslim Brianna Kingsley sues boyfriend for keeping her testicles in jar in his fridge

I'm sure there are headlines more emblematic of Leftism, but not many. Zahra Bri-Zee Muharab

E-Zee, Pee-Zee, Bri-Zee.

[teeman8r]

do you have any ketchup?

yes, in the door, next to my ex girlfriend’s testicals.

the ones in the jar, or the carton?

the carton.

[muir_redwoods]

My father died in 1967. I think that headline would have confused him more than a little bit.

[j.havenfarm]

I count a total of four nuts in this story

[where's_the_Outrage?]

This joke immediately came to my mind:

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful..

He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?” The waiter replied, “Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull’s testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!”

The cowboy, undaunted, said, “What the heck, I’m on vacation, I’ll have some!” The waiter replied, “I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you place your order now, we will be sure to save you this delicacy for tomorrow”

The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, “These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday”

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Si, Senor ... sometimes the bull wins.”