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There's A Major Shortage Of Laxatives In The US Right Now
IFL Science ^ | 12th September 2023 | Tom Hale

Posted on 09/12/2023 10:07:42 AM PDT by Cronos

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To: T.B. Yoits

White castle is the worst.


21 posted on 09/12/2023 10:16:22 AM PDT by rdl6989 ( )
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To: lefty-lie-spy

I use aspirin instead of anything else. It works for a variety of aches and pains.


22 posted on 09/12/2023 10:16:44 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: BigFreakinToad

To me it proves just about everybody I encounter or see on the news is full of s%#@. True for a long time now.


23 posted on 09/12/2023 10:17:02 AM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: RideForever

Cooked carrots work wonders. And apples. An apple a day really does work wonders in the body. Apparently, good gut health drives good health in most body systems.


24 posted on 09/12/2023 10:17:52 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing)
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To: Cronos

One could always go the Blazing Saddles route. Baked Beans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0


25 posted on 09/12/2023 10:18:14 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: EvilCapitalist

What’s for Tea?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRAEhYGuI6Y


26 posted on 09/12/2023 10:20:23 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Cronos

More likely related to increased drug/narcotics usage. And modern marijuana is near narcotic status.


27 posted on 09/12/2023 10:20:56 AM PDT by kaktuskid
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To: Cronos

It isn’t surprising that no one gives a crap.


28 posted on 09/12/2023 10:25:17 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (You Indict, we Unite!)
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To: Cronos

Brandon doesn’t need laxatives, just ask the Pope.


29 posted on 09/12/2023 10:26:00 AM PDT by unclebankster ( Globalism is the last refuge scoundrel)
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To: Cronos
I wonder if they are considering that this might be caused by opiate abuse? Constipation is a well known side effect.
30 posted on 09/12/2023 10:28:06 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Keep America Beautiful by keeping Canadian Trash Out. Deport Jennifer Granholm!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I’ve known people who had horrible problems after major surgery.


31 posted on 09/12/2023 10:33:37 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Cronos

Well, that explains a lot of things.


32 posted on 09/12/2023 10:33:39 AM PDT by Noumenon (You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
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To: EvilCapitalist
For breakfast eat two or three servings of yummy black bean salsa,
and top it off with a few cups of good strong coffee.

Will fix you right - in about an hour - tops.


33 posted on 09/12/2023 10:37:50 AM PDT by GaltAdonis
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To: MomwithHope

Kimchi, peaches and jalapeno peppers. You’ll get more powerful launches than Space X!


34 posted on 09/12/2023 10:39:45 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: MomwithHope

Sauer kraft with a bit of flax seed

Colon Blow


35 posted on 09/12/2023 10:41:28 AM PDT by digger48
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To: Cronos
"As per the WSJ report, many people are abusing this drug as a “budget Ozempic” in an attempt to lose weight."

Probably more effective and safer:


36 posted on 09/12/2023 10:44:16 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yeah, but they can just buy the dope that is cut with baby laxatives and it will all even out :P


37 posted on 09/12/2023 10:45:21 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: kaktuskid

BINGO!

I’ll bet if you could find data on it you would find that laxatives get shop lifted a lot.


38 posted on 09/12/2023 10:46:18 AM PDT by chickenlips (Neuter your politicians)
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To: Cronos

Lots of plums and apricots out there....


39 posted on 09/12/2023 10:47:57 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: Jamestown1630
The perfect formula:

Major surgery --> Opioid pain medications + Inactivity --> Constipation

40 posted on 09/12/2023 10:48:21 AM PDT by NautiNurse (9-11 Biden was shipped off to The Island of Misfit Toys near the North Pole)
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