Pelosi’s Rules for Impeachment
Announce your target’s guilt before you investigate.
Set the tone by stating big sensational lies about your target.
Always claim to have absolute proof.
Hearsay evidence is the best evidence.
Opinion and presumptions are as good as hearsay.
Partisan experts make great opinions.
If the rules don’t permit hearsay, change the rules.
Fact witnesses don’t matter.
If there is no whistleblower plant one.
Coach whistleblowers and witnesses to say what you want them to say.
Audition witnesses in secret and only present to public the most favorable ones.
Whistleblowers are just to get an investigation going, they don’t have to be witnesses.
Do not give your opponents any rights that you don’t have to.
If you control the marjority, you don’t have to.
Make up new committee rules.
Give yourself the first and last word.
Committee rules don’t matter.
Committee precedent doesn’t matter.
Do not allow your opponents to ask relevant questions.
Dismiss points of order as not cognizant.
Do not be distracted by actual corruption that isn’t by your target.
Do not allow investigation of actual corruption that isn’t by your target.
Do not allow your opponents any witnesses
Do not allow your opponents any counsel
No proof is necessary to indict or write articles of impeachment.