Retire to Allentown. Now I’ve heard it all.
I did an internship in Allentown where I worked on a project to revitalize the central business district. The revitalization effort took the form of putting up ugly plastic canopies over the sidewalks and making an insipid radio jingle.
My boss asked what I thought of the project. I told her that canopies and advertisements don’t do anything address the two primary problems with the central business district which were crime and parking.
Reminds me of one of the very few Billy Joel songs I actually like.