Paul Pelosi hammer attacker David DePape launched assault because of conspiracy beliefs: defense

NY Post ^ | 9/11/23 | Marjorie Hernandez

[Eleutheria5]

Many of us do. Tom Hanks a pedo, Schiff also abuses children? Far out!

[JudyinCanada]

I see the “never let a good crisis go to waste” rule is in effect.

Let’s present this guy as a conspiracy-believing crackpot so than anyone else who makes the same claims about the evil elite will fall into the nutcase department.....clever.

[canuck_conservative]

so why did Paul Pelosi willingly let de Pape into his home?

they must have known each other previously ...

[Fireone]

Not buying it for a second. These two knew each other, it wasn’t some random “theory”.
How to rid the world of pedophiles:
First, take your pants off.
Second, get a hammer.
What?

[pepsionice]

As a heavy-drinker...Paul might have ‘bumped’ into David several times, and never realized it.

[funwithfood]

“a secret cabal of high-profile pedophiles”

Well instead of just ranting about this on internet forums, he
took action.

[TheCipher]

so why did Paul Pelosi willingly let de Pape into his home?

And both strip down to their underwear in his bedroom

[sauropod]

Whut?

[chopperk]

Paul just hit on the wrong dude and received a bad reaction.

[outofsalt]

Not guilty by reason of sanity.

[PGalt]

Interesting theory. Thanks for posting.

[bort]

I think a more truthful defense is it was a spat between gay lovers.

[Shady]

The huge question still hasn’t been answered: was it a sledge, claw or a ball peen?

[AndyTheBear]

Because Berkley nudist activists are always right wing conspiracy nuts. /s

[ronnie raygun]

You are in your underwear and you answer the door and let a guy into your house, does this make any sense?

[FR_addict]

Paul Pelosi alleged attacker David DePape a ‘monster’ who sexually abused his kids, stepdaughter claims

https://nypost.com/2022/10/29/paul-pelosi-attacker-david-depape-sexually-abused-his-kids-stepdaughter/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nypost_sitebuttons
via @nypost

[Eleutheria5]

I’d guess a ball peen. Sledge would smash the skull completely. Claw would make deeper indentations that he would not survive.

[Flag_This]

This would explain why Paul rushed to the police to escape the crazy man who had just broken into his house.

Oh, wait…

[GeneralisimoFranciscoFranco]

And if you believe that load of bull you believe fjb got 81 million votes.

They never get tired of rubbing our noses in it, do they?

[Karliner]

So it wasn’t late night butt sex?