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Drunk tourist sexually molests manatee statue at Florida restaurant after being asked to leave, deputies say
Fox 35 Orlando ^
| Dec 12, 2023
| Dani Medina
Posted on 12/14/2023 11:01:07 AM PST by Nifty
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To: VastRWCon
You would only do that once.......................
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posted on
12/14/2023 11:58:13 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while l aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: alexander_busek
The Statue of Limitations..................
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posted on
12/14/2023 12:00:06 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while l aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Nifty
Was he singing “Barbara Manatee” while doing the deed?
To: Red Badger
I’d give this guy props if he tries to argue that it was consensual
44
posted on
12/14/2023 12:07:46 PM PST
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare)
To: Mr. K
Depends on the age of the Statue............
45
posted on
12/14/2023 12:09:06 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while l aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Uncle Miltie
Hopefully, he, like Creepy Joe, has no opportunity to care for children.
46
posted on
12/14/2023 12:16:00 PM PST
by
alstewartfan
("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there , a lady with her legs crossed." Creepy Joe)
To: Red Badger
47
posted on
12/14/2023 12:16:37 PM PST
by
alstewartfan
("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there , a lady with her legs crossed." Creepy Joe)
To: Red Badger
Apparently, “limitations” does not apply to this pedo.
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posted on
12/14/2023 12:18:36 PM PST
by
alstewartfan
("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there , a lady with her legs crossed." Creepy Joe)
To: Nifty
Case will be dismissed.
The manatee statue has no standing.
To: Red Badger
50
posted on
12/14/2023 12:25:34 PM PST
by
chickenlips
(Neuter your politicians)
To: Nifty
Humans are weird and starting to worry me a bit.
51
posted on
12/14/2023 12:25:57 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
To: crusty old prospector
The man explained that it was not his fault; she was a real manatease.
52
posted on
12/14/2023 12:26:32 PM PST
by
alstewartfan
("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there , a lady with her legs crossed." Creepy Joe)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Humans are weird and starting to worry me a bit.You mean having a demented President with a drug addict son grifting 40 million from Communist Russia and China isn't normal?
53
posted on
12/14/2023 12:29:24 PM PST
by
1Old Pro
To: 1Old Pro
For most of human history, very normal.
We seem to be regressing.
That is worrisome.
54
posted on
12/14/2023 12:51:21 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
To: Jamestown1630
“ How does one ‘sexually molest’ a statue?”
I guess we’ll have to add a new letter to LBGQXY for statue f’ers.
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posted on
12/14/2023 12:58:22 PM PST
by
djpg
To: AppyPappy
There is drunk
and there is “molest the manatee statue” drunk
.....
True. Although I never thought to that group of words strung together
To: Dr. Franklin
Penetration means rape.
I suspect he was humping the statue in the same manner as black girls who shake their fannies are humped by their dapartners mers
To: Nifty
The manatee statue was made out of plastic. HOW WAS IT MOLESTED?
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posted on
12/14/2023 2:06:37 PM PST
by
jonrick46
(Leftniks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)
To: Chickensoup
Penetration means rape. I suspect he was humping the statue in the same manner as black girls who shake their fannies are humped by their dapartners mers
The country has been changing, but if I am the judge, a person can't "sexually molest" an inanimate object. He might be imitating a sexual act, but if he kept his clothes on, it wasn't quite sexual. Unless he was trespassing where the statue was, its most likely protected speech.
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posted on
12/14/2023 2:27:51 PM PST
by
Dr. Franklin
("A republic, if you can keep it." )
To: Red Badger
What’s the difference between a Yankee and a damn Yankee?
Yankee went home
60
posted on
12/14/2023 2:58:19 PM PST
by
Keyhopper
(Indians had bad immigration laws)
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