After reading media reports about a suspect’s large arsenal containing hundreds of rounds of ammunition , a rifle, a shotgun, and a pistol, I am leery of confessing to any non-friend of my minimal survival collection of pump shotguns and semi-auto shotguns, bolt action rifles and semi-auto rifles, revolvers and semi-auto handguns. I can only guess at tens of thousands of rounds of ammo bought before the big price expansion.
This mild old man would be massacred in the media as an entire one man militia.
EC
Happily, in a pinch, you ARE a one-man militia, as intended by the framers.
“Welcome to the party, pal!”