[Chad C. Mulligan]

I was just about to say that the usual professional suspects would be here momentarily to denounce the photographic evidence, but they beat me to it.

BTW when do we find out why one of those suspects has named himself (herself/itself) after an obscure Muskovite city on the Volga?

[DUMBGRUNT]

—” an obscure Muskovite city on the Volga?”

Not too obscure, pop over one million.

But like most Russian things it is turning to shite.