Yeah, I can just hear pervert joe in another year...
"I saw President Trump running up to a group of peaceful police officers that were respectfully throwing concussion grenades and tear gas grenades into the seathing mob attacking with their anti-democracy American Flags held like spears.
"I jumped between President Trump and the peaceful police officers and was staring down the barrel of his anti-aircraft machine gun when he fired 400 bullets from the clip with the shoulder thing all the way up.
I had been getting fitted with that bulletproof stuff and I stopped all 2,712 bullets that would have killed even more peaceful police officers.
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LOL
despite “not a joke.”