Frick! You’re losing your hair! You’re way too young for that.
Oh, wait: Are you undergoing chemotherapy? If so, I’m sorry to hear that. But, I’ve heard the hair grows back. So, hang in there, Frick!
We seem to be all the poor old guy has got, Jon.
Well, us, Winston Churchill and his understudy The Vloddy.
"We shall fight them in the bathroom, we shall fight in the TeeVee room and at the breakfast bar, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in our bathrobe, we shall defend our bedpan, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight in the hallways, we shall fight in the rec room, we shall never surrender!"