White House: President Biden ‘Passes a Cognitive Test Every Day’

Breitbart ^ | 02/28/2024 | JOEL B. POLLAK

[ABStrauss]

What this imbecile passes every day is just ghastly!

[Clay Moore]

I would have lost the bet that this was not a Bee headline just by reading the title.

[TexasFreeper2009]

remembering to smell the nearest little girl every day does not constitute passing a cognitive test!

[cuz1961]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD1mSzlpfkg

6 seconds

3 dog night

LIAR

[blackdog]

Depends, really.

[hal ogen]

Whether anyone will say it openly but my observation from all sorts of people is that slojoe belongs in the dementia ward of a prison.

[Mopp4]

He’s still able to recognize different flavors of ice cream.

[Gaffer]

Completely and utterly ridiculous. “Old Shuffle and Squints” can’t even walk on a think shag carpet or stop talking about how the death of his beloved son Beau applies to EVERYTHING he talks about. Severe cognitive impairment on his part AND severe cognitive dissonance on the part of the entirety of that elder-abusing WH staff.

[KarlInOhio]

he passes a cognitive test every day, every day, as he moves from one topic to another topic,

Grandpa wandering from one topic to another with no rhyme or reason isn't passing a cognitive test. Similarly, getting lost on a stage until the Easter Bunny rescues him is also not passing a cognitive test.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Kimchi Jean-Pierre works hard at making Joe Pedo look like a moron every day.

[Carl Vehse]

President Joe Biden “bypasses a cognitive test every day”

[linMcHlp]

Will Biden pass the State of Delaware Driver's License tests?

[Peter ODonnell]

Is it a navy bean test? (Obscure Seinfeld reference, Elaine says it) ...

Anyway, an example of cognitive test ...

“Barack, nice to see you.”

“I know.”

“What’s my task for today?”

“Eating an ice cream cone. Can you do it?”

“Yeah, watch this.”

“Try the other end, Joe. Oh too late.”

“Excellent.”

[ballplayer]

Bull S…
Sit down and take the freaking ten minute test liar

[DoodleBob]

[caww]

President Joe Biden “passes a cognitive test every day” due to the rigors of the job, said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre....

[caww]

[Adder]

President Joe Biden “passes a cognitive test every day”

Bull

He fails those tests daily...

[McGruff]

“said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre”

She needs to be tested also but that would be racist gay bashing.

[SaxxonWoods]

“Let’s go to the tape!”

“Uh....”

See?!