Posted on 02/28/2024 2:06:15 PM PST by ChicagoConservative27
I believe them. He DOES pass a cognitive test every day, so stop it, all of you. The test is in a manila envelope located in the bathroom on top of the toilet. And when he actually doesn’t crap in his pants and makes it to the bathroom, he obviously passes it when he walks around the bowl, so there.
>>>“If you look at what this president — he passes a cognitive test every day,...
OMG, what a Dizzee.
Oh, where did you get that?!
Priceless!
Look at the pictures of Biden going for his checkup. Not a wrinkle on his face.
He must be one of Biden’s doubles. The one who is sane.
I am given a cognitive test every time I go for my yearly physical. They are easy to pass. Mostly remembering numbers, certain words brought up later, and drawing the hands on a clock.
I doubt if Biden could pass.
White House: Joe, do you know your name?
Joe: Can you give me a hint?
White House: Pass!
LIES since he took office to the election.
Sample question from SloJo’s daily cognitive test:
#3: Cap’n Crunch or Coco puffs?
Yes, every day that he remembers to pull his pants down BEFORE he sh*ts.
Congratulations, Mr. President! You’re cognizant!
THE SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PRESS SECRETARY FOR THE WHITE HOUSE BETTER REALIZE SOON THAT SHE SHE SHOULD OUTLIVE BIDEN and SHE WILL HAVE A FAIRLY LONG LIFE TO BE PUMMELED WITH QUESTIONS ABOUT HER COMMENTS-—AGAIN & AGAIN.
IF she is this stupid or dense-—she should NOT be PRESS Secretary.
SHE HERSELF IS A VERY LOW STANDARD
Ha.
Like Ted Striker’s drinking problem in Airplane.
If Biden can’t open the doors for the food to get in then the nurse summons Jill——quietly.
Talk about grade inflation.
He puts his right shoe on his right foot and his left shoe on his left foot. That’s passing two cognitive tests (although the second one is super easy when there is only one shoe left and one foot without a shoe on it).
If there’s a sane Joe Biden double, why doesn’t he take over and close the border?
The White House makes Tokyo Rose seem honest trustworthy.
OK Joe - time for your test - what’s that smell?
“Poopy diaper”
You passed!
Prove it! My mom had Alzheimer’s,I took her to exams and watched her take the cognitive tests many times,I had Quadruple bypass open heart surgery,was given the cognitive test before and after surgery,really not difficult,in my moms test she is asked,what town do you live in? What season are we in,? Then he mentions five things,Remember them will ask you again at the end to repeat,he then gives you a piece of paper with shapes on it,tells you to reproduce them with a pencil on the page,shows you a quarter dime nickel and penny asks how much is this,may be a couple more questions,but then he asks what the five items were he told you at the beginning.
That’s the test.
There is only one reason he won’t take it and we know why
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