[Brilliant]

I’m sure he could, as long as we’re talking about Push-up Ice Cream:

https://www.walmart.com/ip/NESTLE-PUSH-UP-Cherry-Blast-Turbo-Grape-Outrageous-Orange-Frozen-Dairy-Dessert-Bars-Variety-Pack-9-ct-Box/42678786

[Free Deplorable]

“I’m sure he could, as long as we’re talking about Push-up Ice Cream”

This is exactly what I was thinking about when reading the headline.