[who_would_fardels_bear]

Too bad magic isn't real and Rowling can't wave some wand to make all these freaks go away... or better yet... wake up from their fever dreams and start behaving like normal human beings.

Oops, now I can't go to Scotland and play at their historic golf courses.

[kiryandil]

Rowling should engage some “likely lads” to sort out this little problem.

[Bullish]

Their golf courses suck anyway.