((satire follows))
Funny he was right handed but shot himself with his left hand and there is no firearm discharge residue (FDR) on either hand and he just finished a call to his daughter saying “I feel so great. Finally this is off my chest. I can hardly wait to testify. I’m so happy.” And she said he had complained about probably a pesky reporter who seemed to be stalking him and watching him everywhere he went.
Henny Youngman has the floor:
“A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times! I ring the bell and say “Here’s your Husband!”
The man’s wife says, ‘Where’s his wheelchair?”
“And she said he had complained about probably a pesky reporter who seemed to be stalking him and watching him everywhere he went.”
Sounds like the guy was a bit more than a ‘journalist’.