Cute misdirection from the DERPS
https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/barack-obama-is-on-the-case-netizens-claim-the-ex-president-in-london-to-solve-kate-middleton-fiasco-101710834043322.html
He was in London to facilitate this massecre
0bama/zero was probably sharing tips for delicately covering up unwanted press he learned during Michael’s hushed up prostate cancer surgery.