Uh-huh.
Absolutely not terrorism. Nothing to see here.
/s/s/s/s/s
I am heartened by the superlative abilities of US Intelligence to determine that this was not terrorism, just a few hours after the incident, and maybe even before the bodies of the dead were recovered.
What a country!
Now, if we could just find out who left cocaine in the White House in less than 500 fortnights, we would really have it made!