why a lesbian would pose with an axe...
Want me to chop it off Ma?
Hell NO, chop a hole in the ceiling an kiss your ma goodby!!
Question: What does a lesbian bring on a second date?
Answer: A U-Haul.
Two lesbians at a bar checking each other out. But they’re both too shy to approach one another. Finally one gets up the courage and says to the other “look, I wanna be frank”. To which the other responds “no, I wanna be Frank” badumTSSSS!